WARNING

This is a public service announcement,
this is only a test.

Emergency evacuation protest.
May impair your ability to operate machinery.
Can't quite tell, just what it means to me.
Keep outta reach and children dont ya talk to strangers!
Get your philosophy from a bumper sticker.

I say warning live without warning
I say warning live without warning
Without no right

Better homes and safety sealed communities
Did you remember to pay the utility?

Caution police line you better not cross
Is the cop or am I the one thats really dangerous
Sanitation expiration date, question everything
Or shut up and be a victom of authority

Better homes and safety-sealed communities?
Did you remember to pay the utility?

Caution: police line: you better not cross
Is it the Cop or am I the one that`s really dangerous?
Sanitation, Expiration date, Question Everything?
Or shut up and be the victim of authority

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This was a public service announcement
This was only a test
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BLOOD, SEX AND BOOZE

Waiting in a room
All dressed up and bound and gagged
To a chair
It`s so unfair
I won`t dare move, for the pain
She puts me through is what I need
So make it bleed

I`m in distress, oh mistress
I confess so do it one more time
These handcuffs are too tight
You know I will obey, so please
Dont make me beg
For blood, sex and booze you give me

Some say Im disturbed
But its what I deserve, another lesson
To be learned...from a girl called kill
My head is in the gutter
Thank you sir, strike up another mandolin
Of discipline
Throw me to the dogs
Let them eat my flesh down
To the wood
It feels so good

CHURCH ON SUNDAY

Today is the first day of the rest
Of our lives
Tomorrow is too late to pretend
Everythings alright
Im not getting any younger as long
As you dont get any older
Im not going to state that yesterday never was

Bloodshot deadbeat and a lack of sleep
Making your mascara bleed
Tears down your face
Leaving traces of my mistakes

If I promise to go to church on Sunday
Will you go with ne on Friday night?
If you live with me, I'll die for you
And this compromise

I hereby solemnly to tell
The whole truth
And nothing but the truth is what
I'll ever hear from you
"Trust" is a dirty word that comes
Only from such a liar
But "respect" is something I will earn..
If you have faith

FASHION VICTIM

Hes a victim of his own time
In his "vintage suit" and tie
Hes a casualty dressed to the teeth
In the latest genocide
The new seasons come and go
At the dog and pony show
Gonna sit and beg and fetch the names
And fallow the dress codes
WHATS IN A NAME?...HEY!

Shes a scented magazine
Looking sharp and living clean
Living well and dressed to kill
But she looks like hell to me

So when you're dancing through your wardrobe
Do the anorex a-go-go
Cloaked with style
For pedophiles as the credit card explodes

You auctioned off your life
For the "most" expensive price
Going once...
Going twice...
Now its gone

(Youth Crew)

You auctioned off your life
For the "most" expensive price
Going once...
Going twice...
Now its gone

Whats in a name, hey?
Whats in a name, hey?
Whats in a name?

CASTAWAY

Im on a sentimental journey
Into sight and sound
Of no return and no looking back or down
A conscientes objector to the
War thats in my mind
Leaving in the lurch and Im taking back whats mine

Im on a mission
Into destination unkown
An expidition
Onto desolation road
Where Im a...

Castaway going at it alone
Castaway now Im on my own
Castaway going at it alone
Castaway now Im on my own
Lost and found, trouble bound
Castaway

Im riding on the night train and
Driving stolen cars
Testing my nerves out of the blvd.
Spontaneous combustion in the
Corners of my mind
Leaving in the lurch
And Im taking back whats mine

Im on a mission
Into destination unkown
An expidition
Onto desolation road
Where Im a...

Castaway going at it alone
Castaway now Im on my own
Castaway going at it alone
Castaway now Im on my own
Lost and found, trouble bound
Castaway

MISERY

Virginia was a "lot lizard" from F.L.A.
She had a compound fracture in the "trunk"
It started when she run away
Thumbs out out on the interstate
She hitched a ride to misery

"Mr. Whirly" had a catastrophic incident
He fell into the city by the bay
He liquidated his estate
Now he sleeps upon the Haight
Panhanding misery

Hes gonna get high high high
When he's low low low
The fire burns from better days
And she screems why oh why
I said I dont know
The catastrophic hymnes from yesterday
Of misery

Vinnie was a hustler out of Amsterdam
He ran the drug cartel in "tinseltown"
They found him in a cadillac
Bludgeoned with a baseball bat in the name
Of misery

Gina hit the road to New York City
Mysteriously the night Vinnie croaked
She stopped in Vegas to elope
With Virgina and the dope
And kissed the bride eternally

And they're gonna get high high high
When they're low low low
The fire burns from better days
And he screems why
I said I dont know
The catastrophic hymnes from yesterday
Of misery

Hell hounds on your trail now once again..boy
Its groping on your leg until it sleeps
The emptiness will fill your soul with sorrow
Because its not what you make....its what you leave

And we're gonna get high high high
When Im low low low
The fire burns from better days
And she screems why
I said I dont know
The catastrophic hymnes from yesterday
Of misery

DEADBEAT HOLIDAY

Wake up, The house is on fire
And the cats caught in the dryer
Philiosophy's a liar when
Your home is your headstone
"Icon" is the last chance for hope
When theres no such thing as heroes
Your faith lies in the ditch that
You dug yourself in

Last chance to piss it all away
Nothing but hell to pay
When the lights are going down

Deadbeat Holiday celebrate your own decay
Theres a vacant sign thats hanging high
On a noose over your home

Deadbeat Holiday get on your knees and pray
Theres a vacant sign thats hanging high
But at least you're not alone

Christmas lights in the middle of August
Grudges come back to haunt us
Your oldest allies are your long lost enemies
Grounded in a duplex to find that
You're living on a landmine
Vacation hotspots is a cemetery drive

Last chance to piss it all away
Nothing but hell to pay
When the lights are going down

Deadbeat Holiday celebrate your own decay
Theres a vacant sign thats hanging high
On a noose over your home

Deadbeat Holiday get on your knees and pray
Theres a vacant sign thats hanging high
But at least you're not alone

Last chance to piss it all away
Nothing but hell to pay whan all you
Want to do is...not to....give up......

HOLD ON

As I stepped to the edge
Beyond the shadow of a doubt
Withe my conscienece beating
Like the puls of a drum
That hammers on and on
Until I reach the break of the day
As the sun beats down
The halfway house
Has my conscience beating
The sound in my ear
The will to perservere
As I reach the break of the day

When you lost all hope and excuses
And the cheapstakes & losers
Nothings left to cling onto
You got to hold on yourself

A cry of hope
A plea for peace
And my conscience beating
Its not what I want for
Its all that I need
To reach the break of the Day
So I run to the edge
Beyond the shadowas of a doubt
With my conscience bleeding
Here lies the truth
The lost treasures of my youth
As I hold on to the break of the day

When you lost all hope and excuses
And the cheapstakes & losers
Nothings left to cling onto
You got to hold on yourself

When you lost all hope and excuses
And the cheapstakes & losers
Nothings left to cling onto
You got to hold on yourself

JACKASS

To know you is to hate you
So loving you must be like suicide
I dont mind if you dont mind
Im not the one thats going to die
I guess i just cant listen
To this one sided conversation again
`cause I dont care if I dont care
No one ever said that life is fair

Everybody loves a joke
But no one likes a fool
And you're always cracking the same old lines again
You're well rehearsed on every verse
And that was stated clear
But no one understands your verity

The center of attention
Got an honerable mention once again
Congratulations and salutations
You're a figment of your own imagination

Everybody loves a joke
But no one likes a fool
And you're always cracking the same old lines again
You're well rehearsed on every verse
And that was stated clear
But no one understands your verity

To know you is to bait you
And you fell victim to your own denial
I dont mind if you dont mind
If you're wasting all your time

WAITING

I've been waiting for a long time
For this moment to come
I'm destined
For anything...at all
Downtown lights will be shining
On me like a diamond
Ring out under the midnight hour
No one can touch me now
And I cant turn my back
Its too late ready or not at all

I'm so much closer than
I have ever known...
Wake up

Dawning of a new era
Calling...dont let it catch you falling
Ready or not at all
So close enough to taste it
Almost...I can embrace this
Feeling....on the tip of my tongue

I'm so much closer than
I have ever known...
Wake up
Better thank your lucks stars....

I've been waiting for a long time
For this moment to come
I'm destined for anything at all

Dumbstruck
Colour me stupid
Good luck
You're gonna need it
Where I'm going if I get there...
At all....

Wake up
Better thank your lucky stars....

MINORITY

I want to be the minority
I dont need your authority
Down with the moral majority
`cause I want to be the minority

I pledge allegiance to the underworld
One nation under dog
There of which I stand alone
A face in the crowd
Unsung, against the mold
Without a doubt,
Singled out
The only way I know

I want to be the minority
I dont need your authority
Down with the moral majority
`cause I want to be the minority

Stepped out of the line
Like a sheep runs from the herd
Marching out of time
To my own beat now
The only way I know

One light, one mind
Flashing in the dark
Blinded by silence of a thousand broken hearts
"For crying out loud" she screamed unto me
A free for all
Fuck'em all
"you are your own sight"

I want to be the minority
I dont need your authority
Down with the moral majority
`cause I want to be the minority

MACY`S DAY PARADE

Today's the Macy's Day Parade
The night of the living dead is on ist way
With a credit report for a duty call
Its a lifetime guarantee
Stuffed in a coffin "10% more free"
Red light special at the mausoleum

Give me something that I need
Satisfaction guaranteed to you
Whats the consolation prize?
Econimy sized dreams of hope

When I was a kid I thought
I wanted all the things that I haven't got
Oh, I learned the hardest way
Then I realized what it took
To tell the differnce between
Thieves and crooks
When all along it was me and you

Give me something that I need
Satisfaction guaranteed
Because Im thinking about
A brand new hope
The one I've never known
`cause know I know
Its all that I wanted

Whats the consolation prize?
Economy sized dreams of hope
Give me something that I need
Satisfaction guarnteed
Because Im thinking about
A brand new hope
The one I've never known
And where it goes
And Im thinking about
The only road
The one I've never known
And where it goes

Because Im thinking about
A brand new hope
The one I've never known
`cause now I know
Its all that I wanted